~Things I Learned from Watching Ronin Warriors~
Respect your elders.
Child abuse is okay.
White tigers are legal in Japan. (And you can ride them like horsies!)
Having a high IQ doesn't necessarily make you smart.
Broken swords? Throw them in a volcano. That will fix them good.
Give evil a second chance--not everything is as it seems.
Headbands are often included with subarmor. (Check out Gaiden! Where did those come from?)
Never underestimate little girls.
Jewel hunting often wakes the dead.
You can always count on your friends when hard times come.
Old school rocks!
You can do it if the Ancient One says you can.
"The soul of righteousness never gives in to evil!" (Yeah!)
Sometimes it's not so bad playing the damsel in distress.
If you mix red, green, light blue, orange, and dark blue together, you get white.
If an evil Dynasty Lord comes to take over your town, live it up! No one is going to remember what you did after
No matter how hard it is to find Rowen, you cannot go without him.
If it is a big, giant floating head, it must be evil.
When fighting an evil opponent of the opposite gender, playful banter is always a must.
Deer make freaky zombies.
If you have magic armors, the rules of gravity and physics are optional.
You can slap kids all you want, but don't call them useless or it will come back to bite you in the ass.
You are always stronger together than you are apart.